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Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr vs. Jamuel Saxon

In anticipation for Saturday night's Bar Pink show, Keith of Jamuel Saxon spent some time reworking Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr's pop hit, Nothing But Our Love.  Check out the new remix below, and we'll see you this Saturday!

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. - "Nothing But Our Love" (Jamuel Saxon Remix)

MVM : The Naked and Famous

These New Zealanders just dropped their new album Passive Me, Aggressive You and I'm downloading it as I type. If the album is anything like their new single "Young Blood" I will be exploding it at Starlite this Wednesday. Here's the music video for "Young Blood" by The Naked and Famous. 

MVM : Dominant Legs

I've been really into this four song EP from San Francisco-based Dominant Legs ever since our friends at Lefse passed it along.  The title track, Young at Love and Life, is a standout summer jam, but Clawing Out at the Walls is quickly becoming my favorite.  Check out a live video and mp3 below, and make sure to save Friday, November 5th on your calendar... just saying.

Dominant Legs - 'Young at Love and Live'

Pick up the full EP on iTunes here.

MVM : Traffique

I sat down to write a quick little blurb about working with Traffique and the gang. I was going to make a timeline of how we all met and how events led to me putting together a rag tag band of unlikely san diegans to back Traffique's beautiful tunes, and how we did it all in just a few weeks. It was going to be witty while also thanking all the right people and it was going to impress you. I shot Traffique a text asking, "Can you send me over some quick thoughts about the night of the show." Her recollection will give you a way better idea of what this experience was like. Here's what she sent.... <3 Kenny...

OK BRO, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU, MY STRAIGHTEDGE FRIEND:

"can't fucking believe how many of these johns are freaking cops," groaned traffique, her blue lips full of rage.
replied her loyal doris: "i know, huh?"
"where would you go if you could just get away, doris?" sighed traffique, her eyes reflecting the only world she could see---a tragic fratosphere.
"anywhere they don't have Title 18 Part I Ch. 117 Sec. 2422 laws."

meanwhile, in outer space…

only three days before the show, bertrand, chester, and errol transported themselves from charon, which was perfect because traffique really needed a keyboard player, another alto, and a drummer.
it was tricky fitting all of that gear in one small hot air balloon, but errol rode on top of chester's shoulders to make it work.
this infuriated chester, as errol weighed 1400 earth pounds.
(chester would have a hard time drumming that night with shoulders relocated that morning by a drunk shaman friend.)
2.8 billion miles (that's 39.4 AU, genius) with a pterodactyl on your back is…

rough.

bracheosaurus.

Bertrand doesn't know his Avemetatarsalia from his Sauropoda.  Errol is a brachiosaurus.
either way.  dinosaurs are heavy.
and both ways, dinosaurs are sexy.

super sOUper sexy.

ok, so we agree. their leathery skin doesn't work against them. like bikers'. here's what bertrand and chester argued about as their balloon landed, late for soundcheck as usual, on 5th street downtown SD:
Errol, still sleepy from his nap, forgot to bring half of the gear.  this necessitated a trip back to the hot air balloon.
quite common. these altos think the world is made of nutella.
bertrand, single-mindedly focused on his desire to renew the blue laws, astounded chester.
all this trouble was compounded by the extremely strong force of earth's gravitational pull.  Bertrand, a dinosaur hybrid found only on Pluto, resembles an earth giraffe and was having trouble keeping his disproportionately small head and giant neck from dragging on the sidewalk.
the perpetually bored chester wanted nothing more than to hold up bertrand's head, since making your giraffe-like friend look tall was considered very noble on charon.
trouble was that chester, while very heavy, was also very small. like a lead penguin.
errol worried that chester's arms, now relocated, could not support the weight.
chester asked errol to stop being a baby.
errol, attempting to divert the course of events, asked to at least first use the restroom.

***
this petty bickering continued as they stumbled straight through the main venue to the restroom, where they discovered a pair of dino-worthy gloryholes, and, not knowing what those were, peered thru them with their dino-eyes to discover local whores traffique and doris arguing over their monetary prospects for the evening.
chester muttered under his breath his desire to return home, away from this loathsome planet, scrubbed clean of dinosaurs and hookers.
traffique and doris, however, having longed for such salvation as their youth slipped away, quickly hatched a plan.  While Doris pleasured errol and bertrand, traffique absconded with the keys to the hot air balloon.
blessed are those that can vomit from drinking.
THE END

Casbah Contest : Crocodiles

Crocodiles play Casbah tonight with Texans, Woven Bones.  Mario from Art Fag gave us a couple tickets to give away to whomever can answer the following queston:

When Woven Bones cameoed in Crocodiles Disposable Project, what did Brandon use for a pillow after their late night, Austin jam session?

*Contest is over. Congrats to Chris Rothwell on scoring the two free tickets. Casbah will have tickets at the door for $12.

First person to email the correct answer to info@sezio.org wins a pair of guest list spots for tonight's show!